Sounds From Your Child That Strike TERROR into Your Soul

 
    It's funny how such small beings can have such complete hold over our lives, and how the smallest noises from the world's most lovable and smallest terrorist can strike absolute terror into the very soul of any parent. I can't count the times my little bundle of joy has caused me to stop dead in my tacks as the feeling of dread washes over me and I wait to learn my fate. Any of the following noises have the power to cause this parental paralysis:
  -lots of rolling over in their crib when you've finally laid down, or in the morning and you're just too    exhausted to get up...or really any time
  -little crying noises that can be simply late night moans or the beginning of the end
  -explosive pllt pllt pllt phllllllllt emanating from their diaper
  -silence when you're in the other room (usually the bathroom so you can't get to them easily or            check to see what they've gotten into)
  -stepping on something loud as you back out of their room after putting them to bed
  -little choking noises (this is the scariest on this list)
 - the rattle of a toy when she's asleep
  - that gigantic intake of air where you swear they have the same suction power as a black hole right      before they let out and earth shattering scream